The Horny Toad

3/27/2012 1:36:42 AM

I am sitting here naked looking at your pics. with a big massive hard on stroking the
head of my dick wishing you would have met me like u said u would, so I can fuck you .
I am gonna cum …..

Yeah, I kind of blew him off too. (That was over a month ago.)  I knew all he wanted was a booty call so I stopped messaging him.  I’m thinking that was the right decision now.

The DUMBASS

My sister, Fallen Angel, sent me this & asked me to post it here for all of you to enjoy.  So, enjoy.  :)
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 2:20:22 AM
hey how u doing
Fallen Angel
3/18/2012 2:33:48 AM
I’m good. What about you?
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 2:37:43 AM
im not good
Fallen Angel
3/18/2012 2:45:18 AM
Well why not?
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 2:47:59 AM
these women on pof they dont want a guy like me
Fallen Angel
3/18/2012 2:58:27 AM
Lol why? Are you a serial killer?
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 3:04:40 AM
hell no im not no serial killer
Fallen Angel
3/18/2012 3:05:57 AM
Maybe it’s your attitude
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 3:09:17 AM
really well no body knows what im going through
DUMBASS
3/18/2012 10:44:08 PM
maybe u r right

The Disgusting

Name: hypersensationalism

Website: http://hypersensationalism.wordpress.com

Submission: When I had a profile up, I’d said that I was very animal orientated, worked with horses etc. So I’m chatting to this guy, and he’s asking me all about it, so I ask what pets he has, and he replies with ‘None, unless you count all the cockroaches, they’re even all through my bed!”

Mmmm, attractive….

-vomit-

I have to agree with Hyper here…”vomit” is the best single word to describe that man.  Who in their right mind would offer up that kind of information?  Roaches in his bed?  Gross!

Thanks Hyper for the great submission!  Be sure to check out her blog Hypersensationalism.  It’s a great read!

Three in a row

Yesterday I logged into POF and within thirty minutes I had three messages from three guys.  They were all in a row and all worthy of being posted here on WIF.  Enjoy.

1.  This one is just annoying because I get asked this question way too much.

is it true what they say about red heads?

My reply was, “Which part?”  To which he answered, “that you guys are crazy.”  I answered “yes.”

2.  My second message was from a rather handsome man, but this is all he said:

hey busty!

Well, yes I was a little flattered, but not enough to actually take him seriously.

3.  This one caught me off guard.  I had seen the guy’s profile before and thought he was cute, but he lives a little too far away for me to have wanted to message him.  Then I received the following message from him.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER MY PLACE OR I TO YOUR PLACE AND FUK ? I AM BEING BLUNT
SORRY . JUST REAL LONELY, AND IT’S BEEN A WHILE.

Besides the grammar Nazi coming out in me, I had to fight back the laughter because he sounded so sad.  I know it was probably just a twisted ploy to get laid, but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt at first.  ;)

The Booty Callers

Let’s get naked and see what happens

First of all there was no picture attached or on his profile.  That alone leads me to believe that he is probably not very attractive.  Second, his screen name had “stick” in it.  He’s definitely just looking for a booty call.  Did these men’s mothers and grandmothers not teach them manners?  Would you walk up to a woman in public and say that?

So my reply to that message would be:

Never.  Not even when pigs fly or when hell freezes over.  Learn some manners and how to respect women, and then the answer will probably still be no.

A little too much honesty

Again I’ve gotten a message commenting on my new picture.  Evidently all it takes to get messages from guys is to show a little, or a lot, of cleavage.

Just got to tell you nice cleavage pic. Hope you have some luck on here.

What I don’t understand is that if he liked it enough to message me and tell me about it, then why did he just wish me luck?  Why not ask if I’d like to talk more or chat sometime?  Weird.  Then again, men confuse me 85% of the time.

The Honest

Every now and then I’ll get a message from men who are a little too honest with me.

Hi, didnt notice the hair longer with that clevage disracting me,,,,lol

Well, at least he was honest about it.  Over the past couple of days I’ve received about forty messages and he was the only one who commented on my new photo, which happens to feature my awesome cleavage.  LOL