Yesterday I logged into POF and within thirty minutes I had three messages from three guys. They were all in a row and all worthy of being posted here on WIF. Enjoy.
1. This one is just annoying because I get asked this question way too much.
is it true what they say about red heads?
My reply was, “Which part?” To which he answered, “that you guys are crazy.” I answered “yes.”
2. My second message was from a rather handsome man, but this is all he said:
Well, yes I was a little flattered, but not enough to actually take him seriously.
3. This one caught me off guard. I had seen the guy’s profile before and thought he was cute, but he lives a little too far away for me to have wanted to message him. Then I received the following message from him.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER MY PLACE OR I TO YOUR PLACE AND FUK ? I AM BEING BLUNT
SORRY . JUST REAL LONELY, AND IT’S BEEN A WHILE.
Besides the grammar Nazi coming out in me, I had to fight back the laughter because he sounded so sad. I know it was probably just a twisted ploy to get laid, but I try to give people the benefit of the doubt at first. ;)